I'm just like you. I eat, I sleep, I laugh, I cry, I scream, I hurt, I feel, I talk, I sing, I dance, I walk, I run, I try, I succeed, I fail, I win, I lose, I fall, I like, I love, I dislike, I hate, I breathe. It's called being human. I make mistakes and learn from them
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris....Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always tur
some think im crazy but really why should i care about ratings..when these people cant understand that just maybe.. deep down inside there is a man who u'll find.. that could soften the mood..weither come rain sleet or shine... so lemme remark on somethin i've forgotten but never let go and so this weights turning rotten on my shoulders n head let me recite till im dead and remember those times when i shoulda fled...
been a drummer for 16 years+ and a computer programmer conisuer how ever its spelled too lazy too look up but i type alot and run sound for big bands.